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The Tiki Pilot is a rare, one-of-a-kind Tiki. It is only seen during the beginnings parts of Jungle Hijinxs, directing one of the Tiki Tak Tribe Ships as it flies away with the Banana Hoard. It is a tall Tiki, with spindly arms, a coconut-topped staff, and three feathers in its head. What happens to it after it is seen is unknown. This Tiki cannot hurt the player.