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In the episode "Best of Enemies", General Klump and Krusha, in trying to capture King K. Rool and Cranky Kong, accidentally trap Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong in a cage. Seeing that they all share a common interest, the Kongs and Kremlings forge an alliance and come up with a plan to break up their respective leaders' friendship while singing "This Friendship is Wrong".


KLUMP:

We gotta ourselves a problem here, sir

We need to band together

An alliance is the only solution

To make these friends fair weather

DK:

I think I know what will make it happen

If I'm right, there might be hope

We'll send a letter to the both of them

Calling each other a dope

DIDDY & KRUSHA:

Shh!

DK & KLUMP:

Keep it down, we need a remedy

Gotta have a plan, gotta make 'em enemies

DIDDY & KRUSHA:

Shh!

DK & KLUMP:

This can't go on, this friendship is wrong

Gotta break 'em up and put them back where they belong!

KLUMP:

What if we throw a party

In honor of King K. Rool?

And invite everyone but Cranky

He's sure to feel like a fool!

DK:

Um...no. That won't work

A contest is the key

One so big, K. Rool will cheat

Then these pals are history!

DIDDY & KRUSHA:

Shh!

DK & KLUMP:

Keep it down, we need a remedy

Gotta have a plan, gotta make 'em enemies

DIDDY & KRUSHA:

Shh!

DK & KLUMP:

This can't go on, this friendship is wrong

Gotta break 'em up and put them back where they belong!

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