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In the episode "Follow That Coconut", when Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong crash into King K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha, K. Rool grabs Diddy and all five sing "The Diddy Drop Rap".


K. ROOL:

Lookie here, lookie here, look what I've got!

Don't think I won't let little Diddy drop!

DK:

Hold it now, hold it now, hold it, hold it right there!

You wouldn't drop, couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!

K. ROOL:

I'm a reasonable raving, derange-able despot!

I'll tell you what, we'll trade, like a stock-exchange

Wheel and deal, how's that feel? It's a steal

Diddy for the Coconut, the Coconut for Diddy!

DIDDY:

Don't do it! Don't do it! He's bluffin', I hope!

K. ROOL:

I guarantee, as you see, there's no pity for Diddy!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:

No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'!

DK:

Wait a sec! What the heck? Let us make a trade

Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade

K. ROOL:

Diddy for the Coconut! The Coconut for Diddy!

I'm going to count to ten and it's up to you then!

One!

KLUMP:

A-one! A-one!

KRUSHA:

This is fun

DIDDY:

DK! Beware!

Take care, it's a snare!

He's just guff'n, he be bluffin'

This K. Rool, he's droppin' nothin'!

K. ROOL:

Two! And you, it's your cue, whatcha gonna do?

DK:

Gotta think, what to do, or my little buddy's through!

Give up the Coconut or else he's gonna drop you!

K. ROOL:

How touching! I may cry, don't you see? Do I hear "three"?!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Three! A-three! Let him drop and then we'll see!

Three! A-three! Make him Diddy fricassee!

DIDDY:

Hey, big buddy! Did you see, did you see?

You can save the Coconut, the Coconut can save me!

K. ROOL:

Four!

DIDDY:

Wait, there's more! Got a plan, got a trick

You can use your big foot, hit 'em with a big foot kick!

DK:

What?

K. ROOL:

Five!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:

That's no jive! Take a dive!

K. ROOL:

Six and seven!

Time to learn a lesson!

DIDDY:

C'mon, big buddy, use your big foot kick!

DK:

I get it, I get it! Little buddy, that's slick!

But I got two coconuts, so which one do I pick?

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Eight!

DK:

Wait, I have to concentrate!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Nine!

DK:

Can't decide, do or die, running out of time!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Ten!

K. ROOL:

Time to end this drama!

DK:

Here goes nothing, banana-slamma!

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