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In the episode "Just Kidding", when Donkey Kong is about to reclaim the Crystal Coconut from King K. Rool and his minions, they all sing "The Coconut is Cursed!" as part of DK's attempt to trick K. Rool.


DK:

You see...

The Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it

K. ROOL:

Cursed!?

KLUMP:

What!?

K. ROOL:

Don't be ridiculous!

DK:

You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation

K. ROOL:

Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation

AAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm tingling, I'm tingling!

My hand is twitching and quivering!

KLUMP:

I'm twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'!

KRUSHA:

I'm quiverin'!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

OH NO!

DK:

It's much

Worse than I thought, it's the curse that you've got!

K. ROOL:

No, it's not, that's absurd!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Word!

K. ROOL:

We're just ting-a-ling with excitement!

DK:

Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...

Besides, if you're cursed you'd know, 'cause

You're not really cursed unless you start itching!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Ooh, aah, scratch!

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!

Ooh, aah, scratch!

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!

KRUSHA:

All this scratchin' is making me itch...

K. ROOL:

It's just...

A coincidence!

It's allergies! That's right!

Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy!

DK:

You're probably right

'Cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start

Start sneezing!

K. ROOL:

A-CHOO!

DK:

Gesundheit!

KLUMP:

AAAAA-CHOO!

DK:

Bless you!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!

DK:

Klump, use a tissue!

K. ROOL:

Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees!

Are there any other symptoms to this curse?

Tell me, please!

DK:

Uh, just one...

But no need to fret!

I'm sure this is something that you'll never get!

K. ROOL:

What is it!? What is it!?

KLUMP & KRUSHA:

Tell us quick, tell us fast!

K. ROOL:

If you don't tell us now

I don't think that we can last!

DK:

Well... It's, um, uh...the gas

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:

The WHAT!?

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