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Act 1[]

        Cranky Complaining "The trouble with you kids, is that you're all too soft!"
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| Cranky is observing a purple chemical of a purple banana substance in a syringe in his cabin

Cranky: The nectar of the Tin Banana Tu, perfect, my Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo Vaccination is all ready! (eats the Tin Banana Tu) Now, where shall I set everyone up

Polly Roger is outside, taking a flight

Polly Roger: (caws) Feel like I've been kicked and heel-halled, if I could just find a place to rest my weary wings (spots Cranky in his cabin) (caws; charges at Cranky) Ape ahoy!

Polly Roger charges at Cranky, getting the syringe stuck in his butt in the process and making himself unconscious

Polly Roger: (weakly) Yo... ho (starts snoring)

Dixie and Candy arrive

Dixie: Hi Cranky! We're here for our vaccination shot

Candy and Dixie notice there is a syringe stuck in Cranky's butt

Candy: Cranky, what happened?

Cranky: (gets the syringe out his butt) It beats the bananas out of me. I must have slipped the wrist. You're just in time girls, I've got your Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo vaccination shot all ready

Offscreen, Cranky injects their butts, then the needle causes them to get butt pain

Candy and Dixie: (rubbing their butts)

Cranky: There you go girls, all set, no chance of getting Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo Disease now

Candy: What exactly is Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo Disease anyway?

Cranky: ♪First you get the chills from your head to your toes, then your nose starts to run till it overflows, next you're sneezing so hard you'll throw out your back, then WHAM! Laryngitis stops you dead in your tracks♪

Candy: (in an imaginary scene where she feels cold and she's shaking) ♪When you're shaking so bad and chill to the bone, you're colder than yeti on a banana ice cone

Dixie: (in an imaginary scene where she's holding a banana ice-cream with Candy's face on it) ♪You shiver and you quiver, you feel weak and real old. You're freezing, cold and wheezing, you'll look greener than mold!♪

Cranky: ♪The only cure...is the nectar of Tin-Banana-Tu!♪

Candy: ♪It's like having the flu times a hundred and two!♪

Dixie: ♪You'll wind up in bed, but you'll wish you were dead!♪

Cranky: ♪A disease that goes right to your head!♪

Candy: ♪Your voice gets all raspy until you can't talk. You can't speak, and it feels like you've swallowed a sock!♪

Dixie: ♪Soon, you'll hear the sound of your brain cells go pop! Until there's nothing left...♪

Candy and Dixie: ♪Oh, no, please, make it stop!♪

Cranky: ♪The only cure...is the nectar of Tin-Banana-Tu!♪

Candy: How do you get the disease?

Cranky: Nobody knows for sure Candy, but it's believed that a tropical toucan is the carrier

Polly Roger is still lying on the box. Candy and Dixie exit the cabin

Candy: Well at least now I see the importance of getting vaccinated

Dixie: You'd have to be a big goofus doofus not to

Then Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong enter the scene, with Diddy being unwillingly dragged to the cabin by Donkey Kong for their vaccination

Diddy: No DK! I don't want to, you can't make me- Hey Candy, Dix

Donkey Kong: Hi girls, bye girls. Relax Diddy, there's nothing to be afraid of

Diddy: (enters the cabin unwillingly) I hate need- (sees Cranky's syringe) Aaah! (tries to run away)

Donkey Kong: (rolls Diddy up into a ball) You're gonna have your vaccination whether you like it or not. (drops Diddy onto the ground) Banana slam-shot!

Polly Roger: (caws)

Cranky: Donkey Kong's right, stop being a little sniveller and bend over

Diddy places two Coconuts behind his butt to defend himself from the needle

Diddy: (laughs)

Cranky puts the syringe on the two Coconuts

Diddy: Ooh... she... waa-waa!

The Coconuts are too hard for the needle

Cranky: Geez, Diddy... you're a tough little fella! I know your coconut pop cereal is rich in iron but- (falls back to the chair) Woah!

Diddy: What a riot, what a gas! (laughs) Cranky's dumber than a monk- (gets bitten on the butt by Polly Roger) Ow! Jeeping jungle bugs! What was that?

Polly Roger flies away

There is a small spot on Diddy's butt

Cranky: Okay DK, you're next

Act 2[]

        Cranky Complaining "The trouble with you kids, is that you're all too soft!"
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Act 3[]

        Cranky Complaining "The trouble with you kids, is that you're all too soft!"
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