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In the episode "Speak No Evil, Dude", when Candy Kong and Dixie Kong ask Cranky Kong about the Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo ailment, the three proceed to sing "Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo Disease".


CRANKY:

First, you get the chills from your head to your toes

Then, your nose starts to run 'til it overflows

Next, you're sneezing so hard, you'll throw out your back

Then, wham! Laryngitis stops you dead in your tracks!

CANDY:

When you're shaking so bad and chilled to the bone

You're colder than a yeti or banana ice cone

DIXIE:

You shiver and you quiver, you feel weak and real old

You're freezing, cold and wheezing, you'll look greener than mold!

CRANKY:

The only cure...is the nectar of Tin-Banana-Tu!

CANDY:

It's like having the flu times a hundred and two!

DIXIE:

You'll wind up in bed, but you'll wish you were dead!

CRANKY:

A disease that goes right to your head!

CANDY:

Your voice gets all raspy until you can't talk

You can't speak, and it feels like you've swallowed a sock!

DIXIE:

Soon, you'll hear the sound of your brain cells go pop!

Until there's nothing left...

CANDY AND DIXIE:

Oh, no, please, make it stop!

CRANKY:

The only cure...is the nectar of Tin-Banana-Tu!

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