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I'm the Kong Fu Master is a song sung by the character Kong Fu when King K. Rool is introducing his minions to him, and the latter proceeds to sing, featured during the episode "Kong Fu", from the Donkey Kong Country animated series.

Lyrics

KONG FU:
I've survived a volcano and flood
I was swallowed by a great white shark
Hitched a ride on a tornado's tail
Outran an avalanche in the dark

I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)
I'm so bad, I scare myself!

I've been taught by Apefucius, who says
"The mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth"
I can chop down a tree with bare hands
I've been trained in Ape-jitsu Kong Fu!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
He's so mean, he's so tough
He's so bad, he scares himself!

KONG FU:
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master) I'm so bad, I scare myself!
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)
I'm so bad, I scare myself!

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