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In the episode "Double Date Trouble", when Diddy Kong attempts to use the Crystal Coconut to teleport to Bluster Barrelworks and free Donkey Kong from the barrel he is trapped in, Cranky Kong (in his hologram form) sings "Holograms" to explain why Diddy's attempted actions are not possible to perform.


CRANKY:

You can be here, you can be there, anywhere

You can go any place you wanna go, don't ya know?

You're just an image of yourself, floating in the air

Can't lift a thing, and you can't even comb your hair

A hologram is like a telegram

You can send it anywhere

But you never go nowhere

You gotta realize your limitations when you're just thin air

DIDDY:

---Yeah but---cap---K---Rool--is a---king---

CRANKY:

Hold on a second, there, I'm not finished! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah!

You can't peel bananas that you wanna eat

You can't feel the ground with your own two feet

DK:

You can't even eat bananas?!

CRANKY:

No! How many times do I gotta tell ya?

DIDDY:

---You got---the---the---K---Rool---ack---ng---

CRANKY:

A hologram is like a telegram

You can send it anywhere

But you're not really there

You can't touch anything...

How much longer should I sing?!

Don't you understand that holograms can't push red buttons!

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