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In the episode "Klump's Lumps", when Dixie Kong is trying to understand why General Klump is sobbing alone, Klump explains his woes by singing "Haven't Got a Friend in the World".

KLUMP:


Don't waste your time

Lookin' at a sorry sight like me

A quiverin' pile of mush, that's me

All my years of service and devotion to the king

I'm a quiverin', snivelin', non-existent thing

I know I've failed

I know my ship has sailed

Stripped of my rank

I know my ship has sank

And I haven't got a friend in the world

I'm a quiverin', snivelin', blubberin'

Nameless, non-existent mass of nothin'

Worthless, soggy pile of mush

And I haven't got a friend in the world

No...

I haven't got a friend in the world.

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